Welcome to our POWER RANKINGS, where the game is made up and the points don’t matter. Each week, we’ll rank the players from Safest (ranking of 1) to Boot Worthy. There is absolutely no consistency here, but we’ll accumulate points anyway – because why the hell not?

Well, let’s see who can fuck up the least. Here’s where we stand:

Robb: 68
Garrett: 83
Peter: 81
Nick: 54

Average Placement – 2

Robb – 5 – Two idols, and if anyone from the “power 6” is a non-threat, it’s him. Maybe the other alliance may just target a number rather than a threat, but even so, Tai can’t screw this up…can he?

Garrett – 1 – Out of ten players, he holds two idols and has an alliance with the other idol in the game (and the legacy advantage, but that can’t help him here). I want him to use up those idols so I can put him lower.

Peter – 2 –

Nick – 1 – another case of two-idol Tai. I think he’s also fairly well positioned and I can’t think of an immediate reason why he’d be considered threatening right now anyway. Not after what happened last round.

Average Placement – 4

Robb – 3 – Another bounceback, this is more due to Aubry stepping up and influencing a vote rather than her being in a good position. Aubry might be able to ride the wave of a good move for her into a good position, and given how shaky the rest of the field is, I think she’s got a good chance to do so.

Garrett – 2 – I actually think Aubry will be in a good spot this week. She helped her faction of misfits blindside Debbie and, from what we saw, was the biggest push on Sarah to flip with them. I don’t know that “The 6” are going to come after her though.

Peter – 5 –

Nick – 4 – Aubry is such slick maneuverer and strategist that I don’t doubt she’ll be able to fly under the radar and strike when it’s necessary, I don’t perceive her being in any serious trouble.

Average Placement – 4

Robb – 1 – Everybody else ought to go in random order at this point, because Sarah is running the show. She has no reason to worry for now unless very strange thins happen very quickly.

Garrett – 4 – She had her breakout episode last week and I don’t know that people will target her immediately for the move she made. Her new alliance will want to keep her around and for that reason, she’ll stay.

Peter – 4 –

Nick – 7 – Despite her keen ability to notice when license plates are expired, I feel like Sarah might have a tough fight ahead of her after last round. She made a solid move, but was it worth it with so much more game to play? Probably, but we’ll see.

Average Placement – 4

Robb – 7 – Idol. Nothing more, nothing less.

Garrett – 3 – I’m always surprised when I get to Troyzan because I forget he’s even on this show.

Peter – 1 –

Nick – 3 – Besides being in a decent spot, he’s got his idol and has been fairly non-threatening.

Average Placement – 6

Robb – 4 – I love seeing Cirie come on as strong as she has the last two weeks, but her reputation is still very dangerous to her, meaning she has to go a little lower than I’d like. She could easily flip things around and put herself right on top, but she needs to tread carefully.

Garrett – 8 – One day I’ll put her higher up. Cirie should be able to maneuver her way into a good spot, especially since her and Sarah are linked now. But I’ll never underestimate her threat status.

Peter – 6 –

Nick – 6 – I’m honestly shocked I have her so high on the list, but if anyone could scoot under the radar and simultaneously pull some strings to get farther after last week’s shenanigans it’s Cirie.

Average Placement – 6

Robb – 10 – Everybody is sick of her, and no one really needs her around any more. I could honestly see both sides putting their differences aside for a vote and just booting Michaela 9-1.

Garrett – 6 – I’m a little surprised that I don’t have her near the bottom again, but she’s probably in a good spot for now. Like Brad Fucking Culpepper said last week, people find Michaela annoying but there are more important people to target.

Peter – 7 –

Nick – 2 – I actually think Michaela might be ok. The pot was stirred last week and she didn’t really have anything to do with it apart from being a very eager and willing participant, but nothing worth specifically targeting her over.

Average Placement – 7

Robb – 2 – What a bounceback for Andrea. I’ve had her in the bottom for a long time, but she may finally have some really solid footing for the first time since before the first swap. She could still get the heave ho if an idol is broken out by Tai or Troyzan, but she’s in a good spot with Sarah right now and shouldn’t have to worry for a little while.

Garrett – 10 – Andrea is in a tough spot this week. She’s a clear and obvious threat to “The 6” and has shown she can keep up in immunity challenges. It’s not looking good.

Peter – 10 –

Nick – 5 – A big strategic threat and physical threat, so plenty of reason for her to go, but then mostly everyone else is in a similar position, so…

Average Placement – 7

Robb – 9 – Brad has been Sierra’s partner in crime all season, but with his alliance potentially crumbling around him and him being the biggest pound for pound physical threat left, he could be targeted next.

Garrett – 5 – I feel okay about Brad Fucking Culpepper, but his alliance seems to be the one I’m not supposed to like. I think he’ll be alright this go around, but he’s being put in a tough spot.

Peter – 3 –

Nick – 9 – It pains me, but Brad is a big target. I think he’ll be ok, but I’d be dumb to not put him lower on the list.

Average Placement – 7

Robb – 6 – Sierra has some good rapport with Sarah, meaning she probably wouldn’t be the immediate target when decision time comes. However, if Sarah freaks her alliance out or a mutiny on her occurs, Sierra could find herself in the spotlight like she has been a few times this season.

Garrett – 7 – WOOF that decent into arrogance was beautiful to watch. Sierra’s number should’ve been up a long time ago when Tai saved her and I feel like she’s got a good target on her.

Peter – 8 –

Nick – 8 – similar to Brad, Sierra is a pretty huge target.

Average Placement – 9

Robb – 8 – Zeke would be lower, but Andrea’s alliance needs him as a number. One or two more tribals and he’s in serious trouble unless he changes his fortunes immediately.

Garrett – 9 – Oh, buddy. It’s got to be his time to go, right? Zeke is fun to watch because he’s really just playing for the LOLZ rather than winning, and that’s fine with me.

Peter – 9 –

Nick – 10 – Between his #bigmovez attempt and this past round, I feel like Zeke might have worn out his welcome in the game.

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